It’s winter, and your a stupid bitch
You know, I really do think people are plain old fucking stupid these days. In fact no, I don’t think it, I know it, and I see it on a daily basis. It’s now March and these past few days there hasn’t been a cloud in the sky, which of course means the sun is out in all its glory! Shining bright and making these mundane March mornings a little more bearable. But you know, it’s still March and it’s still fucking cold. Spring doesn’t officially start for another couple of weeks so technically I think we’re still in winter yes? As in W-I-N-T-E-R. When shit is cold and excessive clothes need to be worn. But oh this of course doesn’t matter to the vain un-educated ladies of Manchester! Yes the sun is indeed shining bright but it’s still a mere fucking 6 degrees, it’s still WINTER and it was still snowing predominantly around the country just last week. But no, the slightest bit of sun to these dumb bitches means the flip flops are on and the thunder-thighs are out! Yes, it’s literally freezing outside, your breath vapors in the air, your skin tingles as the cold hits it and your nipples become erect. Yet upon walking to the shops I’m seeing countless fat bitches squeezing their tree trunks into shorts and flip flops and skipping about like it’s the fucking summer of 69. IT’S STILL WINTER YOU STUPID BITCHES! You’re cold, you’re shivering, your skin is purple and your legs still look fat! So please take note and cover up until Summer is actually here.
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cactusdiva reblogged this from peoplereallyannoyme and added:
Absolutely RIGHT!
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40steps reblogged this from combinedeffort- and added:
tg i’m not the only one who’s been thinking of this (and i do it every year)
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combinedeffort- reblogged this from peoplereallyannoyme and added:
crying. This is hilarious hahaha
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