YOU A DESPERATE HOE
YOU A, YOU A DESPERATE HOE.
Unless you sing that title to the tune of “Stupid Hoe” by Nicki Minaj it probably won’t make you laugh. And if you did sing it to the tune and it didn’t make you laugh, fuck you.
Can someone please explain to me when begging became so socially acceptable? Like every other February when Valentines approaches, literally all I’m seeing is bitches BEGGING for relationships through any means necessary. And if they’re not begging for one, they’re fucking moaning about not having one. It’s not just girls doing it either; I’ve seen statuses from guys at it too! “Single again on Valentines :( anyone want a boyfriend?” Obviously you’re single again, because what kind of self-respecting person is going to initiate a relationship with someone that’s obviously desperate, insecure, lonely and feels a Facebook status is a suitable place to find love? Then when they aren’t inundated with “likes” or comments from people wanting to ejaculate in them, they then turn their desperation to bitterness. “VALENTINES IS SO SHITTY” “I HATE COUPLES” “WISH EVERYONE WOULD SHUT UP ABOUT VALENTINES”. No, we all wish you would shut up about Valentines; you sad, sad, people. In all honesty, I just don’t understand it. If you’re not in a relationship, it isn’t really the end of the world; it’s merely one day that’s just like the other 364 where you don’t partake in the festivities. It’s a holiday for people in relationships, so obviously if you’re not in one, the day has absolutely no relevance to you whatsoever. I don’t see you all moaning come Hanukah because you’re not Jewish or round Chinese New Year because you’re not yellow and don’t get to go out …so why Valentines?
Are people really that unhappy and discontent with themselves that they feel they HAVE to have someone to share their life with?… or am I the weird one for not wanting to spam every single social networking account I’m signed up to begging for an absolute stranger to share today with? During a recent interview I was asked about previous relationships and “my type”, and for once in my life I was lost for words or some kind of witty comeback. I’ve never had any desire in my life to be in a relationship, and going strictly off the desperation I’m seeing around me lately, apparently this isn’t normal? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not exactly a born again Christian, I have tried. You meet somebody. They seem nice. You have a drink. You get along. You go for another drink. Then before you know it they’re trying to touch your genitals and putting far too many “hugs and kisses” at the end of their text messages to be deemed at all socially acceptable and you’re left thinking of the most horrific excuse to remove this person from your life immediately. It’s the “Hey what you upto xoxox” message which gets me every time. The day I feel the need to share what I’m up to each and every single day with another human being is the day I will happily remove myself from this planet. Which is what baffles me so much about why people are so desperate to? Is it that people are lonely, or do they genuinely feel that they have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend to feel complete? The only thing that is ever apparent really is how unhappy the people constantly begging for someone to love come across. Which raises the question of maybe if they spent the time they wasted online searching for a suitable match learning how to actually be happy with themselves instead, maybe then Big J’s (Jesus) plans would come into plan for them.
I’m not really sure what the point to this is, I just wish people would stop feeling they need to be with somebody; if our Jesus wants you to be in a relationship, it’ll happen. And until then, please stop spamming my Twitter/Tumblr/Facebook/WhatsApp about it. Desperation isn’t an attractive quality.
