The worst student.
September comes round and all I feel is sick
my beautiful city fuelled by alcohol and dick
Freshers arrive and stereotypes to be met
Loans abused and a first semester of debt
Bodies pushed and hygiene ignored
Praise awarded to those who scored
Clubs are packed and pussy isn’t to be sailed
Shame fills the air as the desperation is unveiled
A night of passion, a night of lust
Sober comes round and she feels nothing but disgust
On the prowl for the prettiest skirt
Buy her a drink and have a cheeky flirt
Vulnerability apparent and advantage taken
If only her drunk eyes could see she’ll soon be mistaken
Parents oblivious and society disgusted
Photos tagged and you’re soon busted
The life of a fresher combined with the life of sin
Welcome to University, you’ll fit right in.
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fees…D: So unbelievably true!! I started Uni this week to. I’m glad I am NOTHING like this tho :)
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This is actually very, very true....just started university this week
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my second blog “People Really Annoy Me”, but the poem I just posted on there perfectly sums up why I’m often...
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