WHY IS MOVING 5,456 MILES AWAY SO DIFFICULT?
It’s very rare I ask for advice. But today I seem to be facing a MAJORRR life dilemma; so rather than discuss it with my family and friends, I pose it to you, anonymous internet reader. You know like transgender people often say “I was born the wrong gender” yeah? Well that’s how I feel right now. Not like a women, but like I was born the wrong nationality. I just feel I should be...
(If you follow this blog and have no idea what this is about. Ignore. It’s being linked from something else.x) Since the video was posted on Super City you could say it’s had some mixed feedback, so I feel I need to say a few things. Understandably some people are going to dislike the piece, but that’s because you’re simply seeing a group of people that have been personally acknowledged by...
If there is one thing I hate, it’s being told what to do. Independence is the most important thing I’ve ever strived for, and here I am, years after leaving my parents having a 60 year old lesbian activist trying to tell me how to live my life. And it just isn’t acceptable. If you follow me on Twitter you may re-call my posts about Anne. My neighbour across the street who shouts at you about...
It’s very rare I’ll let something as superficial as celebrity get to me like this. But I just don’t know how to continue. It’s 4am as I type this out into my iPhone note pad, and I may be a little drunk which is heightening this UTTER RAGE I am feeling, but I just need to vent this anger. I’ve had a lovely night up until this point. Friends, cocktails and general good times; it’s only now upon...
Not a tramp, just a little Jewish.
We all love a freebie don’t we? It’s basis human nature. No matter how financially secure we may or may not be, that one little four letter word manages to bring out our inner Jew each and every time. F-R-E-E. Half the time I actually have no desire for the freebie on offer; but this doesn’t stop me taking time out of my day to claim what feels like is rightfully mine. Just last week I spent 15...
Karma, Fate & Masturbating Neighbours
What is stealing? How would you determine it? I used to live my life a law abiding citizen until my love of ladies denim and Primark prices became the obsession it is now. But at what point does right become wrong? I’m not a bad person. I try to do good on a daily basis, but apparently this isn’t enough. As his name is Earle once said, karma isn’t a force to be reckoned with. And it’s karma...
The worst student.
September comes round and all I feel is sick my beautiful city fuelled by alcohol and dick Freshers arrive and stereotypes to be met Loans abused and a first semester of debt Bodies pushed and hygiene ignored Praise awarded to those who scored Clubs are packed and pussy isn’t to be sailed Shame fills the air as the desperation is unveiled A night of passion, a night of lust Sober comes round...
I WANT MY GATE BACK
I am not writing this to you as the hate-filled boy bursting with anger like I previously have; I am writing this to you as a victim of crime. And what should every victim of crime immediately do? Phone the police for assistance. Well this is what I once thought; the reality of the matter was somewhat different. Who are the police to define what an emergency is and what isn’t? I phoned them up...
Twitrelief? piss off
I’m all for charity and clean water for them little African kids or whatever Comic Relief stands for, but their latest method of raising money “Twitrelief” is so fucking dumb. For those who actually have social lives and are unaware of what I’m talking about, I’ll sum it up; basically us lucky nobodies get the OPPURTUNITY OF A LIFE TIME and get to bid to have our favourite stars follow us on...
Oh Facebook Status
You know what I fucking hate about people my age? There desire to be in constant communication with people every single minute of every day. A message, a like, a comment, a wall post …even a POKE; what the fuck does it all mean? Sometimes I don’t think people actually realize the amount of people the statuses they type ever so carefully are actually going out to. Take a moment to think about...
It's winter, and your a stupid bitch
You know, I really do think people are plain old fucking stupid these days. In fact no, I don’t think it, I know it, and I see it on a daily basis. It’s now March and these past few days there hasn’t been a cloud in the sky, which of course means the sun is out in all its glory! Shining bright and making these mundane March mornings a little more bearable. But you know, it’s still March and it’s...